Profound words reported to be unedited doctor's notes on patients' charts:
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it
disappeared completely.
3. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.
4. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
5. Healthy appearing, decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
6. The patient refused an autopsy.
7. The patient has no past history of suicides.
8. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
9. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
10. She is numb from her toes down.
11. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
12. The skin was moist and dry.
13. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
14. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
15. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
16. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit
on the abdomen and I agree.
17. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

--Author unknown.

--Selected from "Weekend Encounter" Newsletter:
http://www.gospelcom.net/actsi/weekend.htm

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Taken from INTERNET FOR CHRISTIANS
October 11, 1999 / Issue 94

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