LIFE IN THE HEADLINES

(Biblical headlines as might be written by today's media)

 

 

On Red Sea crossing:

WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE

Pursuing Environmentalists Killed


On David vs. Goliath:

HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION

Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock


On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:

FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY

400 Killed


On the birth of Christ:

HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS

Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple


On feeding the 5,000:

PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH

Disciples Mystified Over Behavior


On healing the 10 lepers:

LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED

"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy


On healing of the Gadarene demoniac:

MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE

Local Farmer's Investment Lost


On raising Lazarus from the dead:

PREACHER RAISES A STINK

Last Will & Testament Reading Delayed

 

 
 
 

Author unknown.
Selected from Mikey's Funnies: http://www.MikeysFunnies.com


INTERNET FOR CHRISTIANS
April 24, 2000 / Issue 108

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