HOW TO BE UN-HAPPY
--Make little things bother you. Don't just let them,
MAKE them.--Lose your perspective on things and keep it lost:
don't put first things first.--Get yourself a good worry, one about which you
cannot do anything.--Be a perfectionist, which means not that you work
hard to do your best, but that you condemn yourself
and others for not achieving perfection.--Be right. Be always right. Be the only one who is
ALWAYS right, and be rigid in your rightness.--Don't trust or believe people, or accept them at
anything but their worst and weakest. Be suspicious.
Insist that others always have hidden motives.--Always compare yourself unfavorably to others. This guarantees instant misery.
--Take personally everything that happens to you.
--Don't give yourself whole-heartedly to anyone or
anything.- Author Unknown