The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component, or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed, 'Subsequential Internal
Non-morality,' or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily
symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms are:
(a) Loss of direction
(b) Foul vocal emissions
(c) Amnesia of origin
(d) Lack of peace and joy
(e) Selfish or violent behavior
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge,
to correct this S-I-N defect, at numerous locations throughout the
world.

The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction
voids manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems
too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently destroyed.

For free emergency service: Kneel and call on the name of J-E-S-U-S
for prompt assistance at any location worldwide.

--Author Unknown
 

Taken from INTERNET FOR CHRISTIANS
June 5, 2000 / Issue 111

Peggie Bohanon, Executive Editor

Cheryl DenHouten, Stacey Wieland, Chris Van Oosterhout
Assistant Editors

Chris DeRosia, IFC Webmaster

Quentin J. Schultze, Ph.D, Founder and Special Consultant
Author of the book, Internet for Christians

The Web version of IFC (http://www.gospelcom.net/ifc) features the email
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