MURPHY'S LAW FOR PARENTS

 
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week.

2. Leak-proof thermoses--will.

3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the
argument over whose day it is to take out the trash ends.

5. The shirt your child must wear today will be the only one that
needs to be washed or mended.

6. Gym clothes left in school lockers mildew at a faster rate than
other clothing.

7. The item your child lost, and must have for school within the next
ten seconds, will be found in the last place you look.

8. Sick children recover miraculously when the pediatrician enters
the treatment room.

9. Refrigerated items used daily will gravitate toward the back of
the refrigerator.

10. Your chances of being seen by someone you know dramatically
increase if you drive your child to school in your robe and sans-makeup!
Mikey's Funnies (Youth Specialties): http://www.YouthSpecialties.com

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Taken from INTERNET FOR CHRISTIANS,
September 14, 1999 / Issue 92

Peggie Bohanon, Executive Editor

Cheryl DenHouten, Stacey Wieland, Chris Van Oosterhout
Assistant Editors

Chris DeRosia, IFC Webmaster

Quentin J. Schultze, Ph.D, Founder and Special Consultant
Author of the book, Internet for Christians

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