Top ten reasons God made Eve.


10. GOD worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. GOD knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. GOD knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf (underwear) when his wore out and would therefore need EVE to buy one for him.

7. GOD knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.

6. GOD knew Adam would never remember which nights to put the trash out.

5. GOD knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the keeper of the garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when GOD caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the bible says it's not good for man to be alone!

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON GOD MADE EVE...

1. When he finished the creation of Adam. GOD stepped back and looked at Adam and said........

I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT
 
 

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