(The following statements about the Bible were written by children
and have not been retouched or corrected.)
In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ammendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the possums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand
still and he obeyed him.
--Source unknown.
INTERNET FOR CHRISTIANS March 13, 2000 / Issue 105
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